I can't think why I married you.

You know I never wanted to.

I should have listened to Mama.

A mother's boy?

That's what you are!

You are I wish I

I'd never married you the minute that you say I do.

The lovely creature that you wed becomes a nagging

feminine and kittenish until she's got the ring.

Then bosses you around you wish you'd never put.

You'd have no fun in prison.

String of boring stories.

Well, if that's what you think of me.

My eyes are open, now I see.

I wish I'd never married you.

I wish I'd never married you.

I never even asked you to.

So what?

Then suddenly the wedding must... Ah!

Oh, it can't have meant it.

Wherever lucky from it wasn't heaven sent it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I won't forget all the things you said.

I wish I'd met someone else.

Oh no!