Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Uh

I'm gonna kick my feet up

Then stare at the fan

Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch

Just chillin' in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they

Can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo

Ooh hoo

Ooh ooh ooh

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo

Ooh hoo

Ooh ooh ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out

This is great

Yeah

I might mess around

And get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops

You'll just have to wait

Oh yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No no no no no no no no no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Ooh

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo

Ooh hoo

Ooh ooh ooh

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo

Ooh hoo

Ooh ooh ooh

Nothing at all