He took me out on a Tuesday

It was a really great first date

We had that mind-blowing chemistry

I'm talking kind that makes your knees weak (Uh-uh)

He was a good conversation

That Ivy League education

Imagine my frustration

'Cause when he leaned in, planted one on my lips

Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?

I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one

In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister

After the first one, I was done, done

Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?

We were out dancing, having so much fun

Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister

Girl, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser

He had a football scholarship

Girl, he could make me his bench press

He had them big Angelina lips

Thought I was 'bout to be impressed (Not stressed)

Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?

I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one

In my head, I loved his mama and was besties with his sister

After the first one, I was done, done

Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?

We were out dancing, having so much fun

Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister

Girl, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser (Uh)

He bit my tongue

He licked my face

I know he's young

But for heaven's sake

Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?

It's not open for negotiation

Maybe he'll get lucky, find a match on Tinder

But I'm not a contender, he's a really bad

Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker-outer?

We were out dancing, having so much fun

Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing Twister

Girl, here's the kicker

He's a really, really, really, really, really bad kisser

Why'd he have to go and be

A really bad kisser?

A really, really, really bad

Bad kisser