I've seen a peanut stand heard a rubber band

I've seen a needle that winked its eye

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

I saw a front porch swing heard a diamond ring

I've seen a polka-dot railroad tie

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

I saw a clothes horse he r'ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that I only heard

But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I saw a land in slant I saw a basball bat

I laughed till I thought I'd die

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

I even heard a chocolate drop

I went into a store saw a bicycle shop

You can't deny the things you see

But I know there's certain things that just can't be

I heard a fireside chat I saw a baseball bat

I laughed till I thought I'd die

But I think I will have seen about everything

When I see an elephant fly

When I see an elephant fly