You packed that mossy oak, one case of.308 and

Caught you a blue-eyed doe, but ain't white tail you were chasing

Said you'd be home by Sunday, but I went to church alone

It's 2 p.m. on Monday, and here you come

Pullin' in the neighborhood but you ain't out the woods yet

Smilin' like you had some luck but that's an empty truck bed

You went out hunting, but forgot your gun

Oh, dear, tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?

Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior

So there's your suitcase baby on the front porch

'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey)

Go 'head, boy shoot your shot, talk your way out of this one

Point-blank, yeah, you got caught, and there's nowhere left to run

Red-handed with that shade, of pink lipstick on your collar

You packed Luccheses to climb deer stands in the holler

You went out hunting but forgot your gun

Oh, dear, tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?

Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior

So there's your suitcase baby on the front porch

'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey) (woah)

Day late and a buck short (woah)

A day late and a buck short

You're a day late and a buck short

If ya' ain't ready to meet the lord

You better high tail it out the door

'Cause this rifle here ain't yours no more

You went out hunting, but forgot your gun

Oh dear, tell me something, do you think I'm dumb?

Camo can't cover up the smell of her sweet Dior

So there's your suitcase baby on the front porch

'Cause you're a day late and a buck short (hey)

There's your suitcase baby on the front porch

You're a day late and a, a buck short (hey) (woah)

Day late and a buck short (woah)

A day late and a, a buck short