Hey girl

I got somethin

real important to

give you

So just sit down

and listen

Girl you know

we've been together

such a long long time

And now I'm ready

to lay it on the line

Wow you know

it's Christmas

and my heart is

open wide

Gonna give you

something so you know

what's on my mind

A gift real special

so take off the top

Take a look inside

it's my d**k in a box

d**k in a box

Not gonna get you a

diamond ring

That sort of

gift don't mean

anything

Not gonna get you a

fancy car

Girl ya gotta

know you're my

shining star

Not gonna get you a

house in the hills

A girl like you needs

somethin real

Wanna get you somethin

from the heart

Somethin speial girl

It's my d**k in a box

my d**k in a box babe

It's my d**k in a box

my d**k in a box girl

See I'm wise

enough to know

when a gift needs givin

And I got just the one

somethin to show

ya that you are

second to none

To all the

fellas out there

with ladies to impress

It's easy to do

just follow these steps

1

Cut a hole in a box

2

Put your junk

in that box

3

Make her open the box

And that's the way

you do it

It's my d**k in a box

my d**k in a box babe

It's my d**k in a box

my d**k in a box girl

Christmas

d**k in a box

Hanukkah

d**k in a box

Kwanzaa

a d**k in a box

Every single holiday a

d**k in a box

Over at your

parent's house a

d**k in a box

Mid day at the

grocery store a

d**k in a box

Backstage at the

CMA's a d**k in a box