Red lipstick on my blue collar

And a number in maybelline black eye liner

Written on a napkin in my back pocket

She found it right there

Right before she washed it

Well I started back steppin'

Stumblin' and stutterin'

Tellin' her where I'd been and how she was just a friend

She said you know I know that ain't the truth

But if that's the story you're sticking to

You can stick it where the sun don't shine

Gonna take her advice

Sit back down

And hitch me a ride

And stay here all night

Went right back to that waterin' hole

Where the cold beer flows

And the cuervo's gold

Suck a little salt and lime

Under that neon light

Gonna take my sorry behind

And stick it where the sun don't shine

And have me a good time

I got a call from woodro

Hey bro

Your wardrobe is throw'd all over the lawn

There's a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat

And your old lady's cussin' and a carryin' on

So I told woodro put her on the cell phone

He said I can't bro she's got me in a chokehold

Doing that tae bo

I think she broke my elbow

Hello

Woodrow

Hello

Hey

Is that you baby

Do what

She said

Repeat chorus

Tag

Hey

Bartender

Pour me another one and make it strong

I bet old woodro should be by here any minute

He's gonna need one too

Oh

Hell

Just bring me a bottle

It looks like I'm gonna be here a while