I'm overworked and

I'm overweight

I can't remember when

I last had a date

Oh, I didn't expect it

To go down this way

I used to love and

I used to be loved

And now love's a scary

Thing to think of

Oh, I didn't expect it to

Go down this way

I been dating for years, honey,

That ain't natural

I thought by now I'd find

My man and settle down

Ain't a good one left in town

I'm lonely, how in the

World did I end up lonely?

I knew life would be hard,

But I didn't know how hard

I thought by now I'd be happy

Who's happy? Honey, not me

I'm lonely, how in the world

Did I end up lonely?

Oh, I didn't expect it to

Go down this way

No, I didn't expect it to

Go down this way

Oh I, I didn't expect it

To go down this way