Percy gets a workshop to make gadgets and gizmos

Grog, here's your fighting pit

Nice, nice, nice, nice!

And Keyleth gets a greenhouse to tend to her veggies

And maybe grow me some spice

Huh

This is the key I found, you sticky-fingered hoarder

We could argue about who found what, or we could celebrate killin' our third dragon

(Chateau) don't you want it?

(Chateau) I know you need it

(Chateau) kick back, and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt

(Chateau) a bangin' nightclub

(Chateau) we got a hot tub

(Chateau) come and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt

But will there ever be a chance to enjoy it with her?

Hey weenie, you're comin'?

Ooh

(Chateau) all you can drink

(Chateau) plus a whole lot of kink

(Chateau) a room for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you

(Chateau) is there wine? Of course

(Chateau) look, me on a horse

(Chateau) come on, and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt!

(Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau)

What happens to the Chateau stays at the Chateau (Shorthalt!)