Every now and then, I think the world′s a scary place

But I remember it looks better with a pie thrown at your face

If the glass looks half-empty, break off the empty half

And use it as a pirate's leg, give everyone a laugh!

Rubber duckies, wind-up monkeys, six-foot leprechauns

Well, life′s my stage, a laugh parade

Yeah, that's my kinda song

Hey, hey!