She hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things I do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night

She's no lady she's my wife

The preacher asked her

And she said I do

The preacher asked me

And she said yes he does too

And the preacher said

I pronounce you 99 to life

Son she's no lady she's your wife

And I can't remember

How I met her

Seems like she's always just

Been hangin' here

Off my right arm

And I can't remember

How I ever

Thought that I just couldn't live

Without a womans charm

And even though

She loves the smell of French perfume

And even though

She walks around in high-heeled shoes

All I know

Is I'm the one who pays her price

Man she's no lady she's my wife

And I can't remember

How I met her

Seems like she's always

Just been hangin' here

Off my right arm

And I can't remember

how I ever

Thought that I

Just couldn't live

Without a womans charm

Yes she hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things I do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night