Six short months we went together
Decided it should be forever
Two paychecks were better than one
A diamond ring and it was done
Bought her a house like I said I would, in a
sub-divided neighborhood
The fuse got short and the nights got long
It was over long gone
Before I knew...where I was headed to
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us
I got the Jeep, she got the palace
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
Things like this are never final
I'm still payin' on the vinyl
Floorin' in the laundry room
It's multi-colored...and waterproof
It's a little bit tough to face my friends
The ones that said I jumped in
the river of love, a little too soon
That was August...this is June
and it's a different tune
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us
I got the Jeep, she got the palace
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us
I got the Jeep, she got the two bedroom
Mortgage is due
Sidin' light blue palace
I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas
Yeah I'm goin' through the big D and don't mean Dallas