Old Flames Have New Names

I LEFT TOWN

TWO YEARS AGO

AND MOVED ON UP

TO IDAHO

BUT SWORE THAT

I'D BE BACK AGAIN

PICK UP WHERE I

LEFT OFF

OH MAN

LEFT BEHIND

SOME LOVELY LADIES

GROWN UP SEXY

TEXAS BABIES

I GOT BACK

IN TOWN TONIGHT

ANTICIPATIN'

MUCH DELIGHT

I PULLED OUT

MY BLACK BOOK

AND CALLED UP

MY OLD LOVERS

WELL I GOT

FIVE NEWLYWEDS

AND TWO

EXPECTANT

MOTHERS

ALL MY OLD FLAMES

HAVE NEW NAMES

WELL THERE'S

A LOT OF GIRLS IN TOWN

WHO TIED THE KNOT

AND SETTLED DOWN

I THOUGHT I'D

START A FIRE

WITH SOME OF

MY OLD FLAMES

BUT THEY'VE ALL

GOT NEW NAMES

4 BAR

BREAK

WELL MY SEXY LITTLE

DIRT ROAD SPORT

IS NOW CALLED

MRS. DAVENPORT

MY PRETTY LITTLE

BLACK EYED SUSIE'S

NOW MISS SUSAN

VANDERHOOSIE

ROSIE WHO COULD

BLOW MY MIND

IS SISTER ROSE

ON CHANNEL NINE

THE WILDEST LOVER

OF MY LIFE

IS NOW A

FEDERAL JUDGE'S WIFE

WELL THEY DON'T

WANNA RECOGNIZE

THIS OLD

FAMILIAR FACE

AND I'M JUST A

BAD REMINDER

OF THEIR WILD AND

WOOLY DAYS

ALL MY OLD FLAMES

HAVE NEW NAMES

WELL THERE'S A LOT OF

GIRLS IN TOWN

WHO TIED THE KNOT

AND SETTLED DOWN

I THOUGHT I'D

START A FIRE

WITH SOME OF

MY OLD FLAMES

BUT THEY'VE ALL GOT

NEW NAMES

4 BAR

BREAK

ALL MY

OLD FLAMES

HAVE NEW NAMES

WELL THERE'S A LOT OF

GIRLS IN TOWN

WHO TIED THE KNOT

AND SETTLED DOWN

I THOUGHT I'D

START A FIRE

WITH SOME OF

MY OLD FLAMES

BUT THEY'VE ALL

GOT NEW NAMES