• • • • I'm goin'
to San Bernardino
Ring a ding ding
Milkshake mixers
that's my thing now
These guys bought
a heap of my stuff
and I gotta see
a good thing
sure enough now
Oh, my name's not Crock
That's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile but not
spelled that way
It's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom, like that
Folks line up
all down the street
Now I'm seein' this girl
devour her meat now
And then I get it, wham
as clear as day
My pulse begins to hammer
then I hear a voice say
These boys have
got this down
Oughta be one of
these in every town
These boys have
got the touch
It's clean as a whistle
and it don't cost much
Wham, bam
You don't wait long
Shake, fries
Patty you're gone
And how about
that friendly name
Heck, every little thing
gotta stay the same
Oh, my name's not Crock
That's Kroc with a K
Like crocodile but not
spelled that way now
It's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Oh, it's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom, like that
••••••••••••••••••
• • • • You gentlemen
ought to expand
You're gonna need
a helpin' hand now
So gentlemen
Well, what about me
We'll make a little
business history now
Oh, my name's not Crock
Call me Ray
Like crocodile but not
spelled that way now
It's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom, like that
••••••••••••••••••
• • • • Well, we'll
build it up
and I'll buy 'em out
But man, they made me
grind it out now
They open up a new place
flippin' meat
So I do too
right across the street
I got the name
I need the town
They sell em' in the end
and it all shuts down
Sometimes you gotta
be an S O B
You wanna make
a dream reality
Competition
sent 'em south
If they're gonna drown
put a hose
in their mouth
Do not pass go
go straight to hell
I smell that
meat hook smell
Oh, my name's not Crock
That's Kroc with a K
Oh, like crocodile but not
spelled that way now
Oh, it's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Dog eat dog
Rat eat rat now
Oh, it's dog eat dog
Rat eat rat
Kroc style
Boom, like that