Okay like bad, little shawty

Tryna call me on my flip phone

Told me to come over

So i think i'm 'boutta hit, bro

Went up to her room

She was takin' off my pants

But then she started screaming

Like where the f**k your d**k go

Woah there, f**k that

I forgot to stay strapped

She said, where'd your peepee go

I guess that i misplaced that

This s**t, don't make, any sense at all

I was feelin' so confused

Until i suddenly got a call

Sorry, bro i had to borrow it

Cause my girl, with my d**k, she swallowed it

It's kinda hard to p**s, with a larger d**k

But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss

But one night i took it off and i swear to god i can't find it

When i put it down at my side bi**h's

I didn't think she would mind it, ay

F**k, where did it go

Can't believe i left this d**k with a ho

Never really meant to let down my bro

And i bet his d**k is chilling inside her throat, ay

Now i'm a mess

I just wanted s**

I had to pull up to the bi**h's address

Respond to my text

Man i can’t believe i gotta do this s**t

This is the last time i let him use my d**k

Now i’m f**kin’ mad, i was tryna smash

I don’t wanna talk to the stupid bi**h

But we pulled up to the girl’s crib

And i can’t believe my own eyes

It’s the same one i was tryna smash, but she had my d**k the whole time

Bro what the f**k, is this s**t a joke

You stealin’ my d**k, now you takin’ my h**s

I’m sorry that you ain’t been hittin’ it right

It’s the reason that she’s just been blowin' my phone

Bi**h are you stupid, that ain’t even true

And my d**k is not something that you can just take

Sorry my homie you don’t even know me

And honestly right now, you sound hella gay

Now we fightin’ and we arguing

Like gimme that s**t back

But then suddenly outta nowhere, i heard this girl start to laugh

She said i ain’t even got it, that s**t was way to small

So i flushed it down the toilet, because i was so appalled

Like woah there, f**k that

I forgot to stay strapped

She said where your peepee go

I guess that i misplaced that

This s**t, don’t make, any sense at all

Cause i just don’t feel the same, without a d**k between my balls

Please give me my d**k back

I forgot to stay strapped

I forgot to stay strapped baby, my homie really lost my d**k