Once upon a time in a land far away

There lived a little boy and he drank all day

Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay

Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend he didn't have another

Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup

Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem

Popped a pill or two they really made him blossom yup

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Once upon a time in a land far away

There lived a little boy and he cried all day

Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid

He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend he didn't have another

Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup

Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem

Popped a pill or two they really made him blossom yup

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Yup

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And I'm like when you b***h when you b***h when you b***h

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I

Everybody gets high why the hell can't I