Still no sign of land How long is it

That's a rather personal question sir

You stupid git I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat You've destroyed the atmosphere now

I'm sorry

Shut up Start again

Still no sign of land How long is it

33 days sir

Thirty-three days

We can't go on much longer I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere

Shut up

Well I don't think I did

'Course you did

Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere

Yes I think you did

Shut up Shut up

Still no sign of land How long is it

33 days sir

Have we started again

STILL no sign of land How long is it

33 days sir

Thirty-three days

We can't go on much longer sir We haven't eaten since the fifth day

We're done for we're done for

Shut up Maudling

We've just got to keep hoping Someone may find us

How we feeling Captain

Not too good I I feel so weak

We can't hold out much longer

Listen chaps there's still a chance I'm done for I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through But some of you might So you'd better eat me

Eat you sir

Yes Eat me

Iiuuhh With a gammy leg

You needn't eat the leg Thompson There's still plenty of good meat Look at that arm

It's not just the leg sir

What do you mean

Well sir it's just that -

Why don't you want to eat me

I'd rather eat Johnson sir

So would I sir

I see

Well that's settled then everyone's gonna eat me

Uh well

What sir

No no you go ahead please I won't

Oh nonsense sir you're starving Tuck in

No no it's not that

What's the matter with Johnson sir

Well he's not kosher

That depends how we kill him sir

Yes that's true But to be perfectly frank I I like my meat a little more lean I'd rather eat Hodges

Oh well all right

I still prefer Johnson

I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me

Look I tell you what Those who want to can eat Johnson And you sir can have my leg And we make some stock from the Captain and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper

Good thinking Hodges