Still no sign of land How long is it
That's a rather personal question sir
You stupid git I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat You've destroyed the atmosphere now
I'm sorry
Shut up Start again
Still no sign of land How long is it
33 days sir
Thirty-three days
We can't go on much longer I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere
Shut up
Well I don't think I did
'Course you did
Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere
Yes I think you did
Shut up Shut up
Still no sign of land How long is it
33 days sir
Have we started again
STILL no sign of land How long is it
33 days sir
Thirty-three days
We can't go on much longer sir We haven't eaten since the fifth day
We're done for we're done for
Shut up Maudling
We've just got to keep hoping Someone may find us
How we feeling Captain
Not too good I I feel so weak
We can't hold out much longer
Listen chaps there's still a chance I'm done for I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through But some of you might So you'd better eat me
Eat you sir
Yes Eat me
Iiuuhh With a gammy leg
You needn't eat the leg Thompson There's still plenty of good meat Look at that arm
It's not just the leg sir
What do you mean
Well sir it's just that -
Why don't you want to eat me
I'd rather eat Johnson sir
So would I sir
I see
Well that's settled then everyone's gonna eat me
Uh well
What sir
No no you go ahead please I won't
Oh nonsense sir you're starving Tuck in
No no it's not that
What's the matter with Johnson sir
Well he's not kosher
That depends how we kill him sir
Yes that's true But to be perfectly frank I I like my meat a little more lean I'd rather eat Hodges
Oh well all right
I still prefer Johnson
I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me
Look I tell you what Those who want to can eat Johnson And you sir can have my leg And we make some stock from the Captain and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper
Good thinking Hodges