That was against my great pleasure to present
The giant in the entertain field
A man who never fails to give
These roasts a touch of class ladies
Gentlemen
My dear friend
Mr ruff wetters
Thank you
So as a pleasure to be back
And one of these
Celebrity
Roasts of yours were a gang of jolly
Fun loving people get together
To use charm with good humor
For one shining purpose
To destroy another human being
I see nothing much has changed
Since my last appearance on this day is
Milton girl is still looking around
And jotting down
Everybody's jokes
I see santa the gold water sitting there
Still trying to dream up a way to keep the cat
Panting on panel in american hands
This evening was a emigrant
Jimmy stewart was not only a fine actor
But who's very image as a man
Seems to be typical of all that america
Used to stand for
And i say used to
Because today's green heroes
Are far cry from that
Gentle non violent fellow
Jimmy has been portraying throughout his long
And triumphant career
Just to show you what i mean
Let's look at some of today's leading men
I saw charles branson in a movie recently
Where charles certainly a fine actor
Nearly playing what
The public wants him to play
Grab the beautiful girl
Pulled her out of her room
Belted her in the chops and threw her down
Three flights of stairs
And this was the love seat
Jimmy may have hand and hard
But he never hit
And both
Reynolds are the very best divine west dies
When he plays a copy
Jumps into his cruiser car
Drives a hundred miles an hour fire
Away with a sub machine
Gun smashing and crashing fifty cars
Buses and trucks on the way
Just so when he catches the guy
He can give him a citation
For blowing his horn
In the hospital zone
That's what's happening on the silver
Screen today
Right now we can see how much we needed that
Soft spoken shy
Kind hearten fellow the jimmy stewart place
No brutality for jimmy no sir
And as for mindless violence
Why even a jimmy's picture called the fbi
Story which sounds
Like a perfect
Excuse for gunfire car smashing
Well jimmy did it the decent
Way in one scene while he was chasing
John dylan drew that notorious criminal
Had a flat tire on his sit down
Instead of smashing into dylan's
Jimmy got out of his car
Looked at them and straighten the eye
And fix the flat
Genevieve is a metaphor
The movie industry
Is what sometimes called a jungle
But i think it's a forest
A forest made up of a million different
Plants and trees and trumps
And some of these plants
Have a brief day in the sun
They flower quickly
But they can't seem to sustain
So they weather away
Hollywood has seen a lot of these
For the career like yours jimmy
Is an evergreen
Train or shine that keeps growing because
That's a kind of beauty and purpose
That will never die
That's what we've always seen in you
Something that will be here when all the fads
And fences
Are long gone
As an image
Jim each stewart is
Indulge
As an actor
Well i saw him on the stage in new york
Long before he went to hollywood
Boy long for how he would got him
No that's not that's wrong
Holly would never got jimmy stewart
He was the conqueror
He wasn't his superb
And i use that word very carefully
I pause for a parentheses
I'm the only actor on this podium
Who is not attempted to imitate you jimmy
Because in my view
That's all we can do