every man i dated has ended up hating me

they say i'm too afraid to live my life happily

to land with just one man is kind of a tragedy

though a stunning husband still a wonderful dream

oh i don't take love seriously

it won't last fifty years just two or three so carey

grant me one wish

won't you please add me to your list

for if i'm too divorce it would mean so much more

if i were your number six

carrie knew he couldn't deny that his eyes would stray

like me he needed several partners to fill his days

and i'm sure his wives are five

of the happiest divorcees

what a dashing man to top your resume

oh when i take the leap

matrimonial dee

there's one guy down the aisle i want to see oh carry

grant me one wish

won't you please add me to your list

for if i'm to divorce it would mean so much more

if i were your number six

if i were your number six