every man i dated has ended up hating me
they say i'm too afraid to live my life happily
to land with just one man is kind of a tragedy
though a stunning husband still a wonderful dream
oh i don't take love seriously
it won't last fifty years just two or three so carey
grant me one wish
won't you please add me to your list
for if i'm too divorce it would mean so much more
if i were your number six
carrie knew he couldn't deny that his eyes would stray
like me he needed several partners to fill his days
and i'm sure his wives are five
of the happiest divorcees
what a dashing man to top your resume
oh when i take the leap
matrimonial dee
there's one guy down the aisle i want to see oh carry
grant me one wish
won't you please add me to your list
for if i'm to divorce it would mean so much more
if i were your number six
if i were your number six