If I were a rich man with a million or two, I'd live in a penthouse in a room with a view.

And if I were handsome, it could happen, cause dreams do come true.

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have.

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have.

Wouldn't have nothing.

For years I have envied.

Your grace and your charm.

Everyone loves you, you know.

Yes, I know, I know, I know.

But I must admit it.

Big guy, you always come through.

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

You and me together.

It's how it always should be.

One without the other.

Don't mean nothing to me.

Nothing to me.

Yes, I wouldn't be nothing.

If I didn't have you to serve.

I'm just a punky little eyeball.

With an ugly little optic nerve.

Hey, I never told you this, but, you know, sometimes I get a little blue.

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

Dance with me.

I wouldn't have nothing.

If I didn't have you.

I wouldn't know where to go.

Wouldn't know what to do.

I wouldn't have nothing.

I don't have to say it.

Because we both know it's true.

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have.

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have.

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

Oh, hey, we're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called Put That Thing

Back Where It Came From, or So Help Me.

It's a musical.

Yeah.

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.

So help me, so help me, and cut.