All the kids are filing out

But I′m just showing up

For my first, day at work

I've always loved large animals and I′m really into robots

And those are just two of the perks

Look, there's Bonnie the Bunny

Freddy the Bear

Chika the Chicken (or is she a duck)

I don't care

It′s the whole game

Don′t worry guys I'm gonna keep you safe

Look at my eyes everything′s gonna be OK

(Uh... OK. You can stop looking into my eyes. It's getting kinda creepy.)

*Ring ring! Ring ring!*

(Oh, I′m getting a call. Put it on speaker.)

Hello, hello Friend!

Welcome to Freddy Feazbear's pizzaria.

It′s your first day at job

And I just wanted to call up

And say you are in no danger.

No danger, whatsoever.

Nothing bad can happen to you here.

You are not gonna be killed

In anyway by any of the animatronics.

They are not gonna drag you away.

They are not gonna stuff you in Freddy Feazbear suit.

Your eyes are not gonna explode...

(Uh, excuse me. If I may, uh, jump in.

A part about "killing me"

Could you clearify that?)

I'm sorry this is a pre-recorded message.

You can't ask me any questions. Anyways, this is all a whole bunch of elaborate story

To basically set up a game

That′s just gonna jumpscare you

Over and over again

So the whole world can see

What a man-baby you are

And scream like a little girl.

Also you should probably

Close that door.

Chika′s in the window

Bonnie's leaning in

Judging by that camera

Freddy′s not my friend

They don't look so happy

But nothing can go wrong

If I keep both of these doors down

And all of the lights on

(The power′s gone)

Five nights at Freddy's

Getting $120 a week

And they′re not even responsible for dismemberment or injuries

I only need one night to know

That I don't want night two

Or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit

I'm not working Five Nights at Freddy′s

I′m quitting this job

Who wants minimal wage

To get murdered by a robot mob

I only need one night to know

That I don't want night two

Or have my eyes protrude out of the eyeholes of a animatronic suit.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!