Ugh! Well, I'm upper-upper class high society (Cooper stop laughing) (sorry)

God's gift to ballroom notoriety, hmm yes

And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all, ladies

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Now my balls are always bouncing

And my ballroom always full

And everybody comes and cums again! (Woo!)

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher, no!

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire, ah!

I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Now some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best (stop looking at me)

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night, yes!

We've got big balls, we've got big balls

We've got big balls, dirty big balls

And he's got big balls, oh, and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all! (Woo!)

(We've got big balls, we've got big balls) and I'm just itching for you to see them!

(We've got big balls, dirty big balls) we have everything you could ever want

(We've got big balls, we've got big balls) seafood cocktail, tuna fish, crabs

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all!) And my special gravy, hmm yes!

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks!

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks!

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks!