Baby Got Back

Oh my god Becky look at her butt

It is so big scoff) She looks like

One of those rap guys' girlfriends

But you know who understands those rap guys *scoff*

They only talk to her because

She looks like a total prostitute 'kay

I mean her butt is just so big

I can't believe it's just so round it's like

Out there I mean - gross Look

She's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat wet

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So fellas Yeah ) Fellas Yeah )

Has your girlfriend got the butt Hell yeah )

Tell 'em to shake it Shake it ) Shake it Shake it )

Shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

Baby got back

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh double-up ugh ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f**k*

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies Yeah Ladies Yeah

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah

Then turn around Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

Baby got back

Yeah baby when it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin'

To do with my selection 36-24-36 Ha ha only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it Miss Thing

Give me a sister I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you want a triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back