Part 1 (Papyrus)

Part 2 (Sans)

ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS

I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH

MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL

IF YOU NEED PROOF,

THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS

BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES,

AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!

MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED

WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI

WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES E TRA LONG

AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE

HAS SURVIVED A DISH

But frisk just walked right past it

SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION

JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN

WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED

AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS

ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD

But aren't you still in training?

HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!

SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS

THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED

FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!

UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M

AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED

But you kinda made friends with one