Chanukah Song (Hanukah Song)

Okay

This err.. this is a

song that err..

There’s a lot of Christmas

songs out there and err..

not too many Hanukah

songs so err..

I wrote a, wrote a song for

all those nice little Jewish

kids who don’t get to

hear any Hanukah songs

Here we go

Put on your yamakah

Here comes Hanukah

It’s so much funukah

to celebrate Hanukah

Hanukah is

the festival of lights

Instead of one

day of presents

We have eight

crazy nights

When you feel like

the only kid in town

without a Christmas tree

Here’s a list of people

who are Jewish

Just like you and me

David Lee Roth

lights the Menorah

So does James Caan

Kirk Douglas and the

late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together

at the Carnegie Deli

Bowser from Sha na na

and Arthur Fonzarelli

Paul Newman’s half Jewish

Goldie Hawn’s half too

Put them together

What a fine looking Jew

You don’t need

Deck the Halls or

Jingle Bell Rock

’Cos you can spin a dreydel

with Captain Kirk and

Mr. Spock, both Jewish

Put on your yamakah

It’s time for Hanukah

The owner of the

Seattle Supersonic-ahs

celebrates Hanukah

O.J. Simpson

Not a Jew

But guess who is

Hall of famer Rod Carew

He converted

We got Ann Landers

and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford’s

a quarter Jewish

Not too shabby

Some people think

that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he’s not

but guess who is

All three Stooges

So many Jews

are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn’t

but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It’s time you

celebrate Hanukah

I hope I get a harmonica

On this lovely

lovely Hanukah

So drink your gin

and tonic-ah

and smoke your

marijuani-kah

If you really

really wanna-kah

Have a happy

happy, happy

happy Hanukah

Happy Hanukah, ha ha ha...