Written by：Eross
He dine and dash me
He chew and screw me
He sip and skip me
What
He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl
Oh boy
I'm the kinda guy
Who can't stand the holiday
So I drink them all away
That's me
I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato luckys
But I'll give this old ladies
Melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
Well I'll never spin a dreidel
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charliehorse your leg for laughs
While you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town Bafoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they're just something to shoot
I hate love I hate you
I hate me
Well I'm a snowmobile stealing
No tears the season feelin' kind of guy
Kind of guy
This time of year sucks
So I take my nun-chucks
And make sure every snowman dies
Believeing in Santa's all wrong
And Hanukkah's eight nights too long
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
I hate love
I hate you
I hate me
