The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember
Me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy has got a nice caboosey
I used to trick you into pulling
Your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was
When you beat the shit
Out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr Keats
And found out why Doug
Always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy cracked
Her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so and
I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko
The walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss
