let me tell you all about my friend johnny

i made me feel bad way deep down inside

but i love her so

can't let her go

she feel hurt and confused

but i've always liked to be abused

and you know i know that you're just a hoe

well i was feeling fancy

underpancy but now i'm shattered

dancing with a garden snake

i've squandered my nights watching her home

trying to say if she was alone

i dropped my jaw and choked on my jaw

well i took leave of my senses

dropped all my defenses

now i'm shattered

dancing with a garden snake

i'm a hard working man

got myself well in hand

but she just does it for me

but i'm getting screwed in the vernacular

more than literally

oh baby you know i

i know my

now i'm feeling ornery

oh so horny and i'll be shattered

dancing with a garden snake

forever dancing with a garden snake