Hey, Mickey!
Met this boy named Mickey, he had on some yellow biggies
I knew he was a hubby, cause his neck had hella higgies
I said, it's nice to meet you, shook your hand and it was sticky
I said, oh, Mickey, you're so fine! So fine, you blow my mind!
But I call him Richard, he's Richard and Bill Gates
Gives me what it takes to clear your late
Takes me on hundred thousand dollar dates
And I don't even have to give a cake
He just call me baby, he don't call me Tay
He whip up that white girl, he be in on gay
I just might marry that new today
But then I found out that Mickey was gay
Oh, oh, Mickey, you're so fine!