Hey, Mickey!

Met this boy named Mickey, he had on some yellow biggies

I knew he was a hubby, cause his neck had hella higgies

I said, it's nice to meet you, shook your hand and it was sticky

I said, oh, Mickey, you're so fine! So fine, you blow my mind!

But I call him Richard, he's Richard and Bill Gates

Gives me what it takes to clear your late

Takes me on hundred thousand dollar dates

And I don't even have to give a cake

He just call me baby, he don't call me Tay

He whip up that white girl, he be in on gay

I just might marry that new today

But then I found out that Mickey was gay

Oh, oh, Mickey, you're so fine!