attention all sinners

alastor here

and charlie

and we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new hazbin hotel

actually it's the happy

wonderful now listen up

what would you do if i said there's a place for you

a place completely free of shame and doubt

well just about

what would you do if you could start it all anew

well come to our hotel and you'll find out

you will not want for anything we'll take it all away

no actually we'll give you things cause stealing's not ok

like beds on nails and swarms of bugs

or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs

we'll make them pay

they'll want to stay

don't scare them all away

we may not agree on everything as far as we can tell

but we both want this new venture to do well

so with her passion

and his power

and this rinky dink hotel

we might just bring some heaven to hell

it's clear to me that you're just looking for control

it's definitely getting out of hand

i agree

so before we go and tell another tired tortured soul

i think we need to come up with a plan

good idea

we'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part

well actually we probably should help them change their heart

by teasing them and baiting them

or rehabilitating them

boil them baste them slice them up and serve them à la carte

that's horrible

don't be such a princess

go to hell

already there darling

we may not agree on everything as far as we can tell

but we both want this new venture to do well

so with her passion

and his power

and this rinky dink hotel

we might just bring some heaven to hell

once more time for the demons in the back

with our passion

and our power

and this rinky dink hotel

we might just bring some heaven to hell

want some hors d'oeuvres

i'll pass

thank you thank you

i'm here for all eternity haha