Short Skirt Long Jacket

I want a girl

with a mind like a diamond,

I want a girl who

knows what's best,

I want a girl with

shoes that cut,

and eyes that burn

like cigarettes

I want a girl with the

right allocations,

Who is fast, and thorough,

and sharp as a tack

She's playing with

her jewelry,

She's putting

up her hair

She's touring the facility

and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short

skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl

who gets up early,

I want a girl

who stays up late

I want a girl with

uninterrupted prosperity,

Who uses a machete,

to cut through red tape

With fingernails that

shine like justice,

and a voice that is dark

like tinted glass

She is fast, and thorough

and sharp as a tack

She's touring the facility

and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short

skirt and a long,

long jacket

I want a

girl with the

smooth liquidation,

I want a girl with

good dividends

At the Citybank we will

meet accidentally,

We start to talk when

she borrows my pen

She wants a car with

a cup holder arm rest

She wants a car that

will get her there

She's changing her name

from Kitty to Karen,

She's trading her MG

for a white, Chrysler LeBaron

I want a girl with a short

skirt and a long jacket