Do you have the time

to listen to me whine

About nothing and

everything all at once?

I am one of those melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

She says it's lack of s

that's bringing me down

I went to a whore, he

said my life's a bore

So quit my whining 'cause

it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

Grasping to control

So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?