I CAME CRAWL IN' HOME
LAST NIGHT LIKE MANY
NIGHTS BE FORE
I FI NAL LY MADE
IT TO MY FEET
AS SHE OPENED
UP THE DOOR
AND SHE SAID YOU'RE
NOT GONNA DO
THIS ANY MORE
SHE SAID I'M GONNA
HIRE A WINO TO DEC O RATE
OUR HOME SO YOU'LL FEEL
MORE AT EASE HERE
AND YOU WON'T
NEED TO ROAM
WE'LL TAKE OUT THE
DIN IN' ROOM TA BLE
WE'LL PUT A BAR ALONG
THAT WALL AND A NEON SIGN
WILL POINT THE WAY TO OUR
BATH ROOM DOWN THE HALL
SHE SAID JUST
BRING THOSE
FRI DAY PAY CHECKS
AND I'LL CASH 'EM ALL
RIGHT HERE
AND I'LL KEEP ON TAP
FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS
THEIR FA VORITE
KIND OF BEER
AND FOR YOU
I'LL AL WAYS
KEEP IN STOCK
THOSE SOFT
ALU MINUM CANS
AND WHEN YOU'RE
FEEL IN' MA CHO YOU CAN
CRUSH 'EM LIKE A MAN
SHE SAID WE'LL RIP OUT
ALL THE CAR PET AND
PUT SAW DUST
ON THE FLOOR
SERVE HARD
BOILED EGGS
AND PRET ZELS
AND I WON'T
COOK NO MORE
THERE'LL BE MON DAY
NIGHT FOOT BALL ON T.V.
ABOVE THE BAR AND A
PAY PHONE IN THE HALL WAY
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T
FIND THEIR CAR
SHE SAID I'M GONNA
HIRE A WINO TO DEC O RATE
OUR HOME SO YOU'LL FEEL
MORE AT EASE HERE
AND YOU WON'T
NEED TO ROAM
WE'LL TAKE OUT THE
DIN IN' ROOM TA BLE
AND PUT A BAR ALONG
THAT WALL AND
A NEON SIGN
WILL POINT THE WAY
TO OUR BATH ROOM
DOWN THE HALL
SHE SAID YOU'LL GET
FRIEND LY SER VICE
AND FOR ADDED
AT MOSPHERE
I'LL SLIP ON
SOME THIN' SEXY
AND I'LL CUT IT
CLEAR TO HERE
THEN YOU CAN SLAP
MY BOT TOM
EVERY TIME YOU TELL
A JOKE JUST AS LONG AS
YOU KEEP TIP PIN' WELL
I'LL LAUGH UN TIL
YOU'RE BROKE
SHE SAID IN STEAD OF
FRIEND LY QUAR RELS
WE'LL HAVE A BAR
ROOM BRAWL
WHEN THE HAM'S BEAR
SAYS IT'S CLOS IN' TIME
YOU WON'T HAVE
FAR TO CRAWL
AND WHEN YOU RUN OUT
OF MON EY YOU'LL HAVE
ME TO THANK
YOU CAN SLEEP
T OFF NEXT MORN IN'
WHILE I'M PUT TIN'
IT IN THE BANK
SHE SAID I'M GONNA
HIRE A WINO
TO DEC O RATE
OUR HOME SO YOU'LL FEEL
MORE AT EASE HERE
AND YOU WON'T
NEED TO ROAM
THEN WHEN YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS GET OFF FROM
WORK AND YOU HAVE A
POW ER FUL THIRST
WELL THERE WON'T BE
ANY REA SON
WHY YOU CAN'T
STOP OFF HERE FIRST
SHE SAID I'M GONNA
HIRE A WINO TO DEC O RATE
OUR HOME SO YOU'LL FEEL
MORE AT EASE HERE
AND YOU WON'T
NEED TO ROAM
WE'LL TAKE OUT THE
DIN IN' ROOM TA BLE
AND PUT A BAR ALONG
THAT WALL AND
A NEON SIGN
WILL POINT THE WAY
TO OUR BATH ROOM
DOWN THE HALL
SHE SAID I'M GONNA
HIRE A WINO TO
DEC O RATE
OUR HOME SO YOU'LL FEEL
MORE AT EASE HERE
AND YOU WON'T
NEED TO ROAM
WE'LL TAKE
OUT THE DIN IN'
ROOM TA BLE AND PUT A
BAR ALONG THAT WALL
