It was a beautiful sunny morning

So we went for a drive

Hacked up in the mountains

And we lost track of time

A kissin' and a huggin'

Never saw the sun go down

I said "Baby we're lost"

And she proceeded to freak out

So I said

Baby baby don't panic

I know how to cook bannock

I can build you a fire

I know you're tired

Ain't this romantic

And that coyote howls

And the grizzly bear he growls

I can get you through the night

Oh yes I can

I'm a mountain man

I gave her a little hug

I said "There's no need to cry"

I used to be a beaver scout all I need

Is this Buck knife

I can carve a hook pull fish from a brook

And I bang on with a gun

Except tonight I don't really have one

And well that's half the fun

Awe you know I'm only kiddin' Hun

Baby baby don't panic

I know how to cook bannock

I can build you a fire

I know you're tired ain't this romantic

I know you're a city girl

But if you had to you could eat a squirrel

Yeah I'd cook him up real nice

You know I can

I'm a mountain man

We could pick berries in the moonlight

'Cause I know which ones to eat

How to recognize poison ivy

Should you go lookin' for leaves

Baby baby don't panic

I know how to cook bannock

I can build you a fire

I know you're tired ain't this romantic

I can bugle an elk

I can rattle a deer

I can grow you a big ol' bushy beard

And live up here all year and never look back

Yeah I'm a mountain man

A man with a plan

You're in good hands

Yeah I'm your mountain man

Awe don't cry Honey It's all gonna' be alright