So, I hear you guys don't think electricity is cool, huh?

Is that the deal?

Um, yes, I suppose

Oh, so I guess I'll be leaving then

I'll just go back in my box, shall I

But I'm going to take all the light bulbs, and the CDs, and the electric whisk with me

Is that cool?

What the hell are you gonna do with them?

Now tell me, could you make a phone call on a phone that was just made out of rocks and soil?

No, probably not

Go on, try it!

N- Why?

Try it!

Ok, fine

Try it!

Alright

Uh, no, yeah, it doesn't work

Aw

Oh no, actually it does! Hello?

Ah! That's because my real phone is inside! You see?

Not really

That's a weird thing to do

Yeah, aren't you gonna brеak your phone

Look at all the stuff that you've got

And you don't еven know what keeps the TV on

Well, I'll give you a clue

It's electric and blue

And it makes all the stuff in your house work for you

I always assumed it was some kind of natural phenomenon

Some sort of weather or something

No! What about the lamps and the lights and the plug-in blanket

Uh, m-magic of some kind like a spell-

You're wrong, and loads of people agree

It's time your brains all learned about electricity

So what about the radio?

That's right, electricity!

And what about my printer-scanner?

It's got wires, electricity!

And what about our pet animal?

Well, let's have a look

Nope, just boring old guts I'm afraid

Oh no, wait, there are some wires

So why don't we just call this one a maybe

Oh

What about this boring breadboard

Let's turn it into an electric breadboard

What about our boring chair?

That can be an electric chair

But what about my shredder?

What about my shredder?

My personal home shredder (What about my shredder?)

What about my shredder? (What about my shredder?)

Yes, yes, an-and the shredder, yup

That's right, and you have to agree

Now your brains all know about electricity

[Sick ass guitar Solo]