I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope
My smile is 25750,-209)brilliant my glance is tender
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
I've been made Miss Reingold though I never touch beer
And I'm the person to whom they say "Your sweet My Dear "
The only etchings I've seen have 72600,-599)been behind glass
And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class
Prim and proper the girl who's never been cased
I'm tired of 96990,-229)being pure and not chased
Like something that seeks it's level
I wanna go to the devil
I wanna be 110590,-299)evil I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies
I want to wake up in the morning
With that dark brown taste
I want to see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil I wanna be mad
But more 137970,-359)that that I wanna be bad
I wanna be evil and trump an ace
Just to see my partner's face
I wanna be nasty I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring I wanna shoot pool
And in the theatre
I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on
Everybody's feet
I wanna be evil I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
I wanna be evil little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be
