You said before we met

That your life was awful tame

Well I took you to a night club

And the whole band knew your name Oh

I've Got News For You

Oh somehow your story don't ring true

Well I've got news for you

Oh you wore a diamond watch

Claimed it was from Uncle Joe

When I looked at the inscription

It said love from Daddy-O

Wo I've Got News for you

Ah your story don't ring true lil girl

Yeah I've got news for you

Well you phoned me you'd be late

Cause you took the wrong express

And then you walked in smiling

With your lipstick all a mess

Oh let me say to you little mama

Wo I've Got News for you

Ah your story don't ring true lil girl

Yeah I've got news

I've got news

I've got news for you

I've got news

Oh I've got news for you