The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long

And likewise wise

But headstrong strong

And he sings this very lugubrious song

As he sails through the great Arctic Ocean Blue

Oh why do I swim through seas antarctical

Oooo

Freezing cold in every particle

Oooo

Some porpoises invited me to come

Join their school

They brought me here and then swam away

And shouted April Fool

If I ever catch that school of porpoises

Oooo

They won't get no Habeas Corpuses

Oooo

I'm lost and alone in a frozen zone

And I' almost frozen too

A shivering quivering bottle-nosed whale

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu

Oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo

Oh I used to play like a gay Leviathan

Ugh huh huh huh

Huh huh huh

Squirting up jets like a soda siphon Whooosh

Now every time I try to life my hanky to my nose

A great harpoon goes whistling by

To a shout of "There she blows "

I like my oceans equatorial

Oooo

Where the water's warm

And the breeze lass Boreal

Oooo

It's Fahrenheit minus twenty-nine

And I don't know what to do

A rubbery Blubbery bottle-nosed whale

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu

Oo-ch oo-ch oo-ah Tshcoo

The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long

And likewise wise

But headstrong strong

And he sings this very lugubrious song

As he sails through the Ocean Blue

Though red your nose though your toes are froze

Though cold it seems to you

Remember the tale of the bottle-nosed whale

Who has not even got his own hot water bot

The bottle-nosed whale with the flu