Do not disturb my dog on the porch

If you are lost then you best get a horse

Do not disturb my goat in the mud

Else he'll blame you for causing the flood

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

A dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee

A dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

Do not disturb the linen on my coat

Else I'll throw garbage all over your road

Do not disturb the beers in my hand

Else I'll let skunks in the door of your shed

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

I know that you do get

Nice and loose 'cause we do too

A dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee

A dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee

A dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee