Hey, Krabs, I f****d your daughter

Squiddy, I left a sticky, hot load in your clarinet

And SpongeBob, I literally took your best friend

Brainwashed him, and put him on this song as a feature

It is a one-v-three, and I'm still soloin' (gang)

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good how I f****d this foreign chick

Tryna cancel me, for real? I J. K. Rowl'ed them in a spliff

Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, Make-A-Wish

I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this b***h (hah)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet

He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes

I'm foldin' up the cash, thick, and wrappin' the elastic

We bend a bad bitch's back out, like it's gymnastics

Fuck the Krusty Krew, and I mean that through and through

I took two twins to my room, and had them booga-looga-loo

Had her wet as Goo Lagoon, I grab my mop 'cause that's a hazard

"Is this the Chum Bucket?" Nah, bitch, this is Patrick

I'm a pink fuckin' superstar, ridin' in a supercar

Shootin' at that boy like Cupid did, but with my Ruger, bruh

You want the Krab packed in a trap? Hit my CashApp

I just hit up Sandy like, "Yo, bitch, what's yo' Snapchat?"

Poppin' me a Xanax, I'ma end up there on Jupiter

She said I was stupid, but my d**k game go stupider

You McLovin' b***h boy, I'm super bad, don't you play with me

I'ma kill a fuckin' crab at the Bucket, like it's KFC

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good how I f****d this foreign chick

Tryna cancel me, for real? I J. K. Rowl'ed 'em in a spliff

Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, Make-A-Wish

I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this b***h (hah)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet

He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes

I'm foldin' up the cash, thick, and wrappin' the elastic

We bend a bad bitch's back out, like it's gymnastics

Yeah, I'm dumber than a rock, but I'm tryna lay some cock

Yeah, it's Patrick in the cut

And it's Dankton servin' up

Aye, yo, Patty, f*ck it up

I'm a pimp, not simp

Poppin' Percies with the Pearl, got her p***y on my lips

Yeah, I sold the fuckin' rock

And you live under one, too

Dank, I think this track is hot

Oh, we're twins, I think that too

Let's find the crab and the sponge

Grab the K and fuckin' shoot

Yeah, but we're forgettin' one

Oh, that fuckin' squid too