Alright show me redemption

Step one say you'll get it done

Make redemption your resolution

Fine

Step two bid the booze adieu

Hey

A sober mind's primed for absolution

Step three dignity

Try dressing more modestly

Step four feed the poor

Hey ain't you that fancy whore?

Five six seven eight

Come on buddy concentrate

Change some babies and

Help old ladies across the street

Isn't he sweet?

Uh- huh

Right

Come on Angel you're far from shameful

Just misunderstood

You can be good for good

Woah

All you skeptics pay close attention

We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Step nine give a hobo a dime

Yeah no way this story is bogus

Step ten do one through nine again

Again?

Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice

Step eleven

Little question this guy gets to Heaven how?

Step twelve what the hell?

Pentious was redeemed by now

Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen

Better nicer faster quickly

Wear this top hat and build a rocket

You gotta commit start speaking like this

Have depression an egg obsession

And a leathery hood then you'll be good for good

Then save a friend from a certain demise oh fuck

Maybe the key is self- sacrifice

If you offer up your life with pure intentions

We'll speedrun from here to redemption

I hate you