(Hey, um, I know it's late and you're probably asleep
I was just thinking about that time we were playing that game in Art History
Mr. Azeem got so mad)
(Be warned: this is not a love song)
I really like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You are mine
So don't see other guys
I really like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You are mine
So hop in my ride
Everything I wear and how
I brush my hair is so that I can impress you
That bad b**h from my high school (Yeah)
I'm just a f**d up sad boy
In this f**d up sad boy world I
Really like you
I hope you like me too
No like I
I like you
Like, I really like you
No like, I like you like you
(You mean like friends?)
(Uh, absolutely, yes
That's exactly what I mean)
(To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love)
(You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you)
I really like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You are mine
Exactly my type
I really like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You are mine
Love you by design
Everything you wear and how
You brush your hair I'm about
Can I take you out
We like all the same music
And all the same movies
Your favorite show he only follows loosely
All your favorite clothes I think are so groovy
I get all your best jokes but he just thinks they're too deep (Yeah)
I don't really like
You and this guy
I don't really like seeing you go out with him at night
I don't like seeing you guys fight
If she were mine I would treat that dime right
(Got me feelin' like)
Jacob from Twilight
In hindsight
I was just a side guy
Took me by surprise
Like a f**n' drive by
Summer flies by
500 Days could have last a lifetime
(Stop trying to be the nice guy, you don't need to be the nice guy)
(Just because she has a lot in common with you doesn't mean she's the right girl)
Worst part is that you can never fool me
I'm your best friend so I knew you'd never choose me
I don't f**n' like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You were mine
But I'll get over it just give me time
I don't f**n' like you the
Bad b**h from high school
You were mine
F**k you
F**k all your lies
F**k you
F**k all your lies
(I) wear the clothes I f**n' like
Sixteen going on sixty-five and I
Just wasted my whole life
Thinking about you
That dumb b**h from my high school (Yeah)
(Thanks to you, that's what I think about at 2 AM on a school night so
I just wanted to call and remind you
Never post about that TikTok
It would literally break the internet
Anyways, hope you're still up for tomorrow
Love you 3000, Spider-Man)