Half swan
Half goose
Alexander is a swoose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Half swan
Half goose
Alexander is a swoose
Here comes little Alexander
What a funny looking gander
He's half swan and he's half goose
Ha ha ha he's just a swoose
Come here swoosie and tell us your troubles
Oh mother mother mother goose
Why am I not like brother goose
The other geese just laugh at me
And call me a catastrophy
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Half swan
Half goose
Alexander is a swoose
Oh half a swan
Half a goose
Alexander is a silly swoose
Whenever they play hide and seek
I hide my head 'cause I'm a freak
They say my Pappy was a swan
A good for nothing vagabond
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a swoose
Half swan
Half a goose
Alexander is a swoose
Half a swan
Half a goose
Alexander is a silly swoose
Their so unkind when he goes on their slander
La de da la de da
He's just disturbed because he's heard
Their gonna cook his goosey gander
I guess I'll have to run away
I know what they'll do if I stay
I'd rather be a refugee then duck or chicken fricassee
Swoose Alexander is a swoose
Swoose Alexander is a swoose
Half swan
Half goose
Alexander is a swoose
Oh half a swan yeah half a goose
Alexander is a silly swoose
Not quite a swan not quite a goose
Why your bills too big and your feathers are loose
No graceful neck and no pretty tail
You look like a dissipated whale
Poor Alex
I'm half swan and half goose
Alexander is a swoose
