Oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom
Smoking weed
I tell him he should get up
Cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered
Cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely
If he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him
Cause his room is so smoky
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
My baby brother
Alfie how I wish that you could see
I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
Oh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you
Waste your life away
You need to get a job
Because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there
That you can go and spray
I'm feeling guilty here for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect
That you'll get laid
When all you do is stay in
Playin your computer games
I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pullin my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
Oh little brother
Please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out
So can you stop being a tw
It's time that you
And I sat down and had a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off
That stupid fitted cap
I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
My mon frere
