King Arthur: This is a total bloody disaster
All my knights are fled
And we lost in a dark…
And very expensive forest
Patsy: Well, it could be worse
KA: Oh, how can it possibly be worse
PS: Oh, cheer up sire
You know what they say
KA: What do they say, Patsy?
Patsy: Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best
And…
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the right side of life
(you give it a try)
If life seems jolly rotten
That’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And...always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
Life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of s**t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
(Tap Dance… )
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
Life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
KA: Excuse me, is that a shrubbery?
Lady: Oh, yes! I’m throwing it out
The cat won’t leave it alone
KA: Oh, what a stroke of luck
I’ll take it off your hands
Pay the lady of ?
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Side of life…
Side of life…
