When you ' re feeling petty

And overwrought

I ' ll be there to be your target

You can throw me what you got

I will take it with a smile

You can dole it without shame

But I will never be your problem

I will never be to blame

Cause you are mad at nothing

You ' re just wasting time

I ' m not bluffing:

You should ' ve been a friend of mine

When you ' re feeling guilty

And out of steam

When you ' re looking for forgiveness

You can take it out on me

When your hands are overflowing

With stones you wish to throw

And your eyes drip with excuse

And someone lit your fuse

This is something you should know

You are mad at nothing

You ' re just wasting time

I ' m not bluffing:

You should ' ve been a friend of mine

Right now you ' re just sour

But that can sweeten with time

But I ' m not bluffing:

You should ' ve been a friend of mine