Elder Kettle: Once Upon a time there was a little fella named Cuphead, he and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem. And things kind of got out of hand {Insert Devil Laugh}. The Sleazy Townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem, knowing that cuphead would soon be coming for them
Hilda: You've all probably heard the rumors
Cagney: About this plucky little fella named Cuphead
Brineybeard: He's coming to collect on our deals with the devil
Dr.Kahl: And we need to stop him
Hilda: Hey, he's coming this way so beware!
Djimmi: Say! Let's shoot him right out of the air. HA HA HA!
Bonbon: I could put him on icing myself
Root Pack: And we three veggies won't be so good for his health
Goopy: Let's just smash him
Cala: Or whack him with a trout
Ribby & Croaks: We could thrash him
Brineybeard: And then pour his insides out!
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
All: We're gonna make him die
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
All: With a big goodbye!
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
All: We're gonna make him pay
All: His debt to the devil!
All: Is coming due today!
Wally: Aw! Just wait til' I get my wings on the Cuphead!
Rumor: I'd like to chip his china
Spector: I'll see that his life is cut short {Laugh}
Rumor: While I call the cops to come bee support
Beppi: Why, not give him the ride of his life?
Cagney: Then shank that shnook with a briar as sharp as a knife {evil laugh}
Dr.Kahl: LET'S USE SCIENCE
Werner: And arm ourselves for war
Wally: Sky high violence
Younger Wally: Is what Cuphead has in store!
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
All: We're gonna make him DIE!
Cala: We're gonna make him fish food
Werner: And zen vil make him fry
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
All: We're gonna make him pay!
All: His debt to the devil!
All: Is coming due today
Hilda: One shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn
Ribby and Croaks: Two bad Cuphead's about to lose big
Grim: Three head will hunt him til' Cuphead feels the burn
Sally: For the rest of his headlining gig!
King Dice: They call me king dice cause that's who I am
King Dice: A Royal Pain who's diabolical plan,
King Dice: To close some contracts needs a sucker or two
King Dice: So come on Cuphead Kid I'm talking to you
King Dice: Come shake my hand
King Dice: We got a deal?
King Dice: Good Cause now it gets real
Devil: You agreed to my game you lost
Devil: You accepted the odds now you'll cough, up the cost
Devil:Don't screw with my kid or I swear
Devil: I'll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware.
Phear Lap: Scare Him
Weezy: Scorch him
Tipsy Troop: Let's liquify his brains
Dr.Kahl: Taze him!
Grim: Torch Him!
Goopy: And then bury his remains
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead
All: We're gonna make him die
Sally: It's his final certain
Spector: And the end is NIGH!
All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead
All: We're gonna make him pay!
All: His debt to the devil
King Dice: Is coming due today!
All: Is coming due today!
All: Is coming due today!
All: Is coming due today!
Devil: Is coming due today {evil laugh}
Elder Kettle: And they all lived happily ever after, wait no they didn't. I'm pretty sure those people killed him. WELP! Circle of life
