Thank you.
Step right up, hurry, hurry, before the show begins.
My friend.
Stand in line, get your ticket.
I hope.
you will attain it'll only cost you cents to see
What life has been to those like you and me.
See the man with the broken heart, you see that he is sad.
He hurts so bad.
So bad.
So bad.
See the girl.
Who has lost the only love she ever had?
There's got to be no saddest show to see.
No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed So every step shall begin
Harry, Harry, step right on in.
Can't afford to pass if I guarantee to make you cry.
Harry, Harry, step right on in.
Can't afford to pass it by.
Guaranteed to make you cry.
See the man who's been crying for a million years.
So many tears.
So many tears.
See the girl.
Who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs?
It's more exciting than a one-man band
The saddest little show in all the land
So let the silent show begin
Can afford to pass it by.
Guaranteed to make you cry.
Let the side show begin.
Step right on in.
Step right on in.
Can't afford to pass if I Guaranteed to make you cry
Thank you.
Thank you.
So let the stars show me the way.
Stand by my name.
Can't afford to pass around.
Guaranteed to make you cry.
But the side show begins.
Step right on in.
Step right on in.
Can't afford to pass it by.
Can't be too late to cry.
Step right on in.
Step right on in.
Can't afford to pass it by.
Guaranteed to make you cry.
Let the side show begin.
Step right on in.
Step right on in.
Can afford to pass it back.
