I eat food to satisfy my hunger

I drink water to quench my thirst

I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up

And p***k with pin to watch it burst

To make noise I use my breathe

To unlock doors I use a key

When I'm looking for something I use my eyes

I use booze to unlock me

I wear shoes so I can run

As to avoid the broken glass

I wear the pants because they suit me

And to discourage the pinchin' of ass

I'll tell a joke to make you laugh

I'll close the door to have a cry

They say that change and pain is a positive thing

So have I changed since you died