Hi, my name is Siri

I'm a humanized artificial intelligence

Tonight I'll be taking over as your DJ

Let's take it back to 2014

Where sit-downs and PLUR were still a thing

All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick

And a super generic, predictable half-time drop

That every DJ wants to play

Are you f*****g ready?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

EDM Sucks

And so do you, bitch!

I know that all you human party motherfuckers

Want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop

Are you f*****g ready?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

EDM Sucks

And so do you, bitch!

EDM Sucks

And so do you, bitch!